From Email Forwards
The photos say it all!

This Dachshound is fostering
this little guy for another mom who couldn't take care of him. He had his eyes closed, but now they are open. He is just a little bigger than her other pups. She loves this little guy as much as the other puppies and she is nursing him back to health. He is the cleanest pig-uppy ever because she licks him all the time.

HIS NAME IS PINK....

The Sheriff's
Back in Town

DOG RULES
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago,
    it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear
    to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up,
    all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something     and you put it down, it     automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

From Email Forwards
Size doesn't matter!
I Love a Parade!

Here is an e-mail we received several times that says a lot, so we just had to share it...

Inner Strength
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct her/him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

...Then You Are Probably
The Family Dog!

Sent in by Ginny from
Santa Cruz, California

What NOT to buy your dog at Christmas!

And what does the dog think about it?